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"All I want for Christmas is me two front teeth"

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:22 pm
by Gouezeri
Oh, and a Kees van der Westen (http://www.keesvanderwesten.com/index2.html)... the speedster below would do....

Anybody else hoping for anything fun/new/outrageous for Christmas? Please list below as I know we all get upgrade fever from time to time!

No Steve, I don't think asking for the Black Cats to win the Premier League would work.
I said "outrageous" not impossible :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:43 am
by Joey
My upgrade whishes this X-Mas?

I want a barista that can fill my shoes so that I can have some days off, preferably 14 days to fly to Hawawii.....
I want a cook so that I could offer more snacks in my shop...
I want a black barkeeper with muscles - he doesn't have to make good cocktails. His white teeth will blend women who sit at the bar observing his muscles playing when he shakes their drinks....

That would do it for this year.... ;-)

Joey

( and of course I want a Hottop.... who wouldn't?)

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:44 pm
by moccafaux
Bäh! If a man would say something similar it would be regarded as a sexist attitude!!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:02 pm
by pault
I wouldn't let a woman near an expensive machine :twisted:

does that even things up?? :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:35 pm
by tisri
I wouldn't say no to one of these

http://www.fast-autos.net/lamborghini/m ... dster.html

Anyone feeling spectacularly generous just drop me a note.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:33 pm
by pault
I'm confused - where does the portafilter go??

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:20 pm
by Steve
Were on our way, were on our way, to the premier were on our way, how do we get there I dont know, how do we get there I dont care, all I know is sunderlands on there way.

(sorry to all non football types but I'm sure dom will apreachite it) :)

And to Paul you should never ask where the portafilter goes as I learnt to my great pain
:cry:

PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:22 am
by tisri
pault wrote:I'm confused - where does the portafilter go??


Usually on the end of the exhaust pipe. I wouldn't drink anything that went through it though...

Or alternatively if you've got the cash for the Murcielago you can probably afford to have an espresso machine mounted in it. The engine can probably heat the water as hot as you need it, and you can chuck the puck out of the top when you're done.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:05 pm
by michel
Keeping my whishes simple this year :wink: :

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/prod ... -ES&cat=76

PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:27 pm
by stevenzaat
I sincerely hope that Steve his footbalclub is in the premier next year, but what will be your wishes next year, Steve :o That they will be in the Champions League. Maybe you can sponsor the Sutherlands, but you will have to sell a lot of green beans and Hottops to conquer the UK, but I suppose you need a partnership with at leat one Russian villian to finance the triumph of your team.

I have two simple wishes compared to Tisri: 1. The Vibiemme Domobar or Isomac Tea and 2. An I-Pod express.

The first one is still out of budget, the second one may be in reach keeping in mind that I also will celebrate on the 24th that I am again one year nearer to death.

Joey, did we already gave you Marcy and now you are already asking for more ? That is what also scares me to the wish list of Steve!
8)

Happy Christmas!

Steven

PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:34 pm
by Steve
I like your thinking Steven I nearly did sponsor one of the players this year, but couldnt quite stretch the budget enough (not as much as you may think). The champions leauge isnt whats its cracked up to be anyway ;)

PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:45 pm
by Joey
pault wrote:I wouldn't let a woman near an expensive machine :twisted:


he, he .... take off your glasses and say that again...duh!

:wink:

PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:49 pm
by tisri
stevenzaat wrote:I have two simple wishes compared to Tisri: 1. The Vibiemme Domobar or Isomac Tea and 2. An I-Pod express.


Hey, my request was more simple than yours. You asked for two things and I only wanted one. A single Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster is all I can cope with - I don't have space to park a second one.