Too Much Coffee

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'


Operator: 'What is your location sir?'


Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ...'


Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'


Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.


Operator: 'Are you there sir?'


More heavy breathing and another minute later.


Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'


This goes on for another few minutes until....


Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.'

I hate to admit that I don't really understand a joke, but what else could he really have done?

bruceb wrote:I hate to admit that I don't really understand a joke, but what else could he really have done?

Swapped the road signs?
Said his friend had had an accident 400 metres from Oak road?
Caused another accident in Oak road and when the ambulance arrived direct it to Eucalyptus road?
Used his smartphone to get his latitude and longitude?
Triangulated his position from the nearest pubs?