Too Much Coffee

Poor animals

bruceb wrote:Poor animals

Unbelievable.

I wonder at the mentality of the tight arsed pratt who first sifted through a pile of crap to get free coffee.

They are stunningly beautiful little creatures. Unlike man, who will without fail find a way to cause immense suffering through abject cruelty to other animals, or indeed fellow men, in all his arrogant ventures. Our capacity for such consistency would be genius if it were not so repugnant. We are a greedy, grotesque species that is never satisfied with nature's gifts.

CakeBoy wrote:They are stunningly beautiful little creatures. Unlike man, who will without fail find a way to cause immense suffering through abject cruelty to other animals, or indeed fellow men, in all his arrogant ventures. Our capacity for such consistency would be genius if it were not so repugnant. We are a greedy, grotesque species that is never satisfied with nature's gifts.

What?.... All of us?... No exceptions for TMC members?

I count myself out of that. I've never even tasted the shit.

bruceb wrote:I count myself out of that. I've never even tasted the shit.

I guess that most of us would count ourselves out of this but I expect that some of us deserve to be counted in. I am happy with Cakey being the final arbiter.

CakeBoy wrote:They are stunningly beautiful little creatures. Unlike man, who will without fail find a way to cause immense suffering through abject cruelty to other animals, or indeed fellow men, in all his arrogant ventures. Our capacity for such consistency would be genius if it were not so repugnant. We are a greedy, grotesque species that is never satisfied with nature's gifts.

All very well Cakey, but what do they taste like?

motoman wrote:

CakeBoy wrote:They are stunningly beautiful little creatures. Unlike man, who will without fail find a way to cause immense suffering through abject cruelty to other animals, or indeed fellow men, in all his arrogant ventures. Our capacity for such consistency would be genius if it were not so repugnant. We are a greedy, grotesque species that is never satisfied with nature's gifts.

All very well Cakey, but what do they taste like?

Like chicken?

Who? TMCers?

Maybe we could do a TMC version of this. Get Cakey, Bruce etc into some small cages and feed them green coffee. Naturally Motoman will be the processing clerk along with any new members. Notwithstanding - seeing as George loves the OBJ, only his palate is sturdy enough to sample the end result.

Oh by the way - what Cakes originally said.

espressomattic wrote:Maybe we could do a TMC version of this. Get Cakey, Bruce etc into some small cages and feed them green coffee. Naturally Motoman will be the processing clerk along with any new members. Notwithstanding - seeing as George loves the OBJ, only his palate is sturdy enough to sample the end result.

Oh by the way - what Cakes originally said.

I for one would like to poo poo that idea.

espressomattic wrote:Maybe we could do a TMC version of this. Get Cakey, Bruce etc into some small cages and feed them green coffee. Naturally Motoman will be the processing clerk along with any new members. Notwithstanding - seeing as George loves the OBJ, only his palate is sturdy enough to sample the end result.

Oh by the way - what Cakes originally said.

Ohhhhh! That sounds like fun. When do we begin?

I'm ready! Have always been full of

That is a very interesting idea Matt and it seems you have some willing subjects for initial testing. I don't want to appear negative but I would suggest you may have some difficulty commercialising the idea. Perhaps it would be worthwhile to research the demand for such a "product" as it may not be as high as you think.