The good old days
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:41 pm
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky looked at herself naked in a mirror, remembering her times with Bill Clinton. In her frustration over her inability to lose weight, she decided to call on God for help.
"God, if you’ll take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!
"God, if you’ll take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!