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Three Nuns

Postby motoman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:40 pm

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven............

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that
the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.
"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."


If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
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RE: Three Nuns

Postby CakeBoy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:07 am

At first glance, I thought the title was referring to a new wine from Blue Nun!
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Re: RE: Three Nuns

Postby bruceb » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:00 pm

CakeBoy wrote:At first glance, I thought the title was referring to a new wine from Blue Nun!


lIt's kinda like that :roll: 8) .
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Postby GreenBean » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:32 pm

I hope we are not going to get in the habit of telling jokes in such bad taste but I saw a nun dressed in a chicken costume today. Apparently she is in some sort of pecking order. :D
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Postby GeorgeW » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:00 am

I do hope we are going to stop these goings on. At one point I had a job stopping myself laughing.
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