Too Much Coffee

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather who was working in the garden and asked him"Grampa, what is couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

Little boy goes to his mommy and asks, "Mommy where did I come from?"
Mother prevails over her embarrassment and explains the process of courtship, love, marriage, conception, natal developement, and birth."

Boy replies, "Huh... No, that's not it. Jimmy says he comes from Chicago. Where did I come from?"

You guys must stop this, I keep spilling my coffee when reading these posts.

A four-year-old girl sees two dogs mating and says to her Mommy, "What are those doggies doing. That one is getting a piggyback ride!"
Mom knows what is coming and has promised herself to be honest and open with her daughter.
"They are mating, dear. That is how baby doggies are made."
"Really!?" the daughter replies. "How do fish do that?"
Mom decides that the Internet is the best resource, so she takes her daughter to teh compter and does a search and shows fish fertilizing eggs.
"Do doggies have eggs too?"
"Well, sort of, but the eggs stay inside the doggies."
"What about mokkies? Do monkies lay eggs?"
"No. Monkies are sort of like dogs and their eggs are inside as well." Mom Googles and brings up videos of monkies mating and they talk about that.
"That is very, very interesting mommy. Look at the arms and legs working. Wow. I like monkies. Are there movies showing people doing that?
".... . . . No."

Proper lol.

Billy and Jill are three year old neighbors and friends.
Jill says, "I saw my daddy last night and his is different than mine."
"What do you mean?" asks Billy.
"Well, in his pants. He is different than me."
"Show me."
Jill pulls down her shorts and shows Billy. "Now you," she says.
"OK," and Billy pulls down his shorts.
"Jill asks, "Can I touch it?"
"No Way! You already broke yours off!"