Too Much Coffee

Now here is an invention that I want to own, I hate flies and anything that can make me smile as they die is very welcome:

http://bugasalt.com/

I wonder if they can invent a Starbucks gun!

motoman wrote:...I hate flies....

Do you think you will like them better ready salted?:roll:

motoman wrote:I wonder if they can invent a Starbucks gun!

One that fires coffee pucks?

I have a strange feeling about this. I don't love flies, but my PhD thesis was on the electron-microscopic structure of the compound eye of the house fly, Musca domestica.

GreenBean wrote:

motoman wrote:...I hate flies....

Do you think you will like them better ready salted?:roll:

motoman wrote:I wonder if they can invent a Starbucks gun!

One that fires coffee pucks?

I was thinking more of one that fires decent coffee.

I have now ordered a salt gun, local flies will be zipping off when it arrives.

Please feel free to groan loudly at that one.

motoman wrote:I have now ordered a salt gun, local flies will be zipping off when it arrives.

Please feel free to groan loudly at that one.

I am sure we are all looking forward to a detailed review with lots of pictures.

Flies, zips! too subtle for you huh.

Go buy an Eccles cake Beany, dead fly pie gives an exact view of what to expect.

motoman wrote:Flies, zips! too subtle for you huh.

No, not too subtle. I just thought it was pants.

motoman wrote:Go buy an Eccles cake Beany, dead fly pie gives an exact view of what to expect.

Ugh, can't stand Eccles cakes. Even Cakey might turn his nose up at dead fly pie. I think I will wait for your detailed review of the salt gun.

I hope not to dissappoint, mind you my usual highly detailed reports are very likely to be distilled to: Gocha yer little barsteward.