Too Much Coffee

An older Australian farmer noticed that the apples were ripe on the trees so he got a big basket and walked out towards the orchard. From a distance he could see two young women sun bathing near one of his ponds. He walked towards them and they quickly jumped into the water as they were completely nude. They called to him and said, "Please go away or we won't be able to get out of the water." He stood there for a moment and then said, "Oh no, I wouldn't want to see you running around here naked, I just came out here to feed the crocodiles."

Oh Bruce, thats not nice at all.

I thought that I was the only one lowering the tone around here.

I like it though.

Ah Moto, you were quiet for so long that I thought I had better do something to keep the tone down.

bruceb wrote:Ah Moto, you were quiet for so long that I thought I had better do something to keep the tone down.

I think you are both doing an excellent job.