Too Much Coffee

Just back from a holiday in Thailand.

I came so close to sleeping a lady boy. Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady. It was when she drove me back to her place and reversed her car into a space first time I thought, "hang on."


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Pete

Controversial. My apologies for laughing

Thank you, sir, for brightening this otherwise grim day of mine.

Mmmmmmmmmm, Karin didn't seem to find this quite so funny.

Sorry Karin, sometimes my sense of humour overcomes my sense of decorum. I hope this can make you smile:

The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what
happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips."

"Mick sat up and watched me all night."

Classic stuff. So when is the TMC joke book coming out ?

dr.chris wrote:Classic stuff. So when is the TMC joke book coming out ?

This is it! TMC = The Mad Comedian.

I reckon us lot count as Too Many Curmudgeons

Oh Pete...I do love you so. No other man I've never met has made me laugh as often since July 2005

Beanie wrote:Oh Pete...I do love you so. No other man I've never met has made me laugh as often since July 2005

Well Beanie, whatever never happened in 05 will probably still be blamed on me. I have the sort of face that people love to hit, the mind of a serial marmalade maker and laws have been passed about my dress code. The good news is that after the incident on the bridge, children no longer abuse me in the street.

motoman wrote:

Beanie wrote:Oh Pete...I do love you so. No other man I've never met has made me laugh as often since July 2005

Well Beanie, whatever never happened in 05 will probably still be blamed on me. I have the sort of face that people love to hit, the mind of a serial marmalade maker and laws have been passed about my dress code. The good news is that after the incident on the bridge, children no longer abuse me in the street.

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beanie and... Pete