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Old Leopards can change their spots

Postby motoman » Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:34 pm

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of a coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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RE: Old Leopards can change their spots

Postby darrensandford » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:02 pm

:D
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RE: Old Leopards can change their spots

Postby CakeBoy » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:47 am

Yup, made me laugh. Nice one :lol:
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RE: Old Leopards can change their spots

Postby RobC » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:04 pm

rofl
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RE: Old Leopards can change their spots

Postby Aadje » Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:11 pm

I don't get it . . . :S
Bits 'n' pieces . . .

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RE: Old Leopards can change their spots

Postby motoman » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:32 pm

Yes you do!
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