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Cringeworthy for all you OLD cowboy fans

Postby motoman » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:49 pm

One day Roy Rogers was passing the boot maker’s shop when he noticed a pair of boots in the window that were the most beautiful he had ever seen. He entered the shop and told the proprietor that he must have the boots that were in the window. The proprietor said the boots were made for someone else, but, if they fit Roy, he could have them and he would make a new pair for the other customer. So Roy proudly left the shop wearing his new boots. However, on the way back to his ranch, it began to rain and as he walked up to the ranch house, his new boots got all muddy. He left them on the porch and entered the house. While he was eating his dinner, a bob cat snuck up onto the porch and grabbed the loops at the back of the boots in his mouth and ran off with both of the boots. Fortunately, the cook saw the theft and called Roy. Roy was livid. He whistled for Trigger and they took off at a gallop after the bob cat. A few hours later he returned with a dead bob cat across the front of his saddle. The once beautiful boots were hanging out of the saddle bags. They were torn to shreds. As he rode up, the cook hailed Roy. When the cowboy drew near the cook shouted,

“Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?”
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