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A hard days work

Postby motoman » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:47 pm

James walked into a Chemists shop in Oxford and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop, there were no male employees.

She then asked if she could help him. James said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.

James then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: One third ownership in the business, a mercedes, a king size bed and £1,000 a month in living expenses.
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RE: A hard days work

Postby Aadje » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:57 pm

:D
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RE: A hard days work

Postby darrensandford » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:09 am

Haha! :D
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Postby GreenBean » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:26 pm

Oh, is that considered to be a problem? I thought it was a normal side effect of drinking coffee. :oops:

Perhaps I should see what I can get for it. :wink: :D
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Postby CakeBoy » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:36 pm

They only offered me a flat ............. :( :roll:
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Postby darrensandford » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:41 pm

CakeBoy wrote:They only offered me a flat ............. :( :roll:


...tyre? :D
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Postby CakeBoy » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:57 pm

I have a spare one of those :( ;)
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Postby Aadje » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:48 am

I have some spare diesel spark plugs, anyone?
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