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Time saver

Postby motoman » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:43 pm

For all you many cat lovers out there:

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up.

And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.

Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.


8 The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

ps no animals were injured in the telling of this joke.
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RE: Time saver

Postby Aadje » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:50 pm

I LOLed :D
Bits 'n' pieces . . .

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