When you are old like me, things change:
ATD - - At the Doctor's
BFF - - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - -Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CU@SC- See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP - Where's the Prunes
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!