Coyote Problem
The Ministry of Natural Resources were presenting an alternative to the Dufferin County sheep farmers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the farmers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the MNR had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Ministry of Natural Resources. All of the farmers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally an old fellow in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said; "Son, I don't think you understand our problem. These coyotes ain't screwin' our sheep . . . they're eatin' 'em!"
The meeting never really got back to order