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Who gets what?

Postby motoman » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:09 am

married couple are driving along a motoway doing sixty mph, the husband
behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says, "George,
I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

George says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've
been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than
you are."

Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases.

"I want the house," she insists, pressing her luck.

Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph.

She says, "I want the car, too,"

But he just drives faster and faster, by now he's up to ninety mph.

"All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit
cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.
This makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, George smiles
and says...........



"The airbag."
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Re: Who gets what?

Postby GreenBean » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:33 am

Oh, that made me laugh out loud. You have surpassed yourself with this one motoman. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RE: Re: Who gets what?

Postby Aadje » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:25 pm

Isn't there a george here on TMC? ;)
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RE: Re: Who gets what?

Postby CakeBoy » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:34 am

Yup, had me chuckling too :P
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