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Re: RE: Re: RE: The truly intelligent machine has arrived!

Postby CakeBoy » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:56 pm

bruceb wrote:
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CakeBoy wrote:Not sure about senior. Decrepid more redily describes my plight :roll:


I'm sure you were not making a barbed jab at me. Image


Who is Barb? :shock:


C'mon Cakes, don't pretend you don't remember Barbarella the Autowench. You remember, the one with BIG diodes. :wink: :wink:


I'm afraid both are true and the delightful Ms Fonda is ingrained on my mind :P
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Re: RE: Re: RE: The truly intelligent machine has arrived!

Postby GreenBean » Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:08 am

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bruceb wrote:C'mon Cakes, don't pretend you don't remember Barbarella the Autowench. You remember, the one with BIG diodes. :wink: :wink:

I'm afraid both are true and the delightful Ms Fonda is ingrained on my mind :P

Oh, Barbarella! Who could ever forget the opening sequence? I think that my fascination with espresso machines has got a lot to do with their similarities to the Excessive Machine/Orgasmatron. If you do not believe me watch the clip. A good coffee has a similar effect on me. :D
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Postby bruceb » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:21 am

Watching this kind of thing is not good for a man of my age. After the sixth time I am beginning to feel a bit faint. :oops:
Three Francesconi (CMA) espresso machines - Rossi, San Marco, LaCimbali, Faema and 2 Mazzer Major grinders- CoffeeTech Maggionlino, Hottop, Alpenröst and HW Precision roasters.
I decided I needed a bit of a change so I roasted some Monsooned Malabar. That was a change!
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Postby CakeBoy » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:26 pm

bruceb wrote:Watching this kind of thing is not good for a man of my age. After the sixth time I am beginning to feel a bit faint. :oops:


Wow, that is staying power. I passed out during the fourth run ....... :oops: :P
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Postby GreenBean » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:22 pm

CakeBoy wrote:
bruceb wrote:Watching this kind of thing is not good for a man of my age. After the sixth time I am beginning to feel a bit faint. :oops:

Wow, that is staying power. I passed out during the fourth run ....... :oops: :P

I know what you mean, I had to watch it three times before I was sure it was suitable to post on a family friendly site. A machine with electricity, water, steam and all those tubes is just too much for espresso lovers to take. :shock: :oops: :wink: :D
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Postby bruceb » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:52 pm

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bruceb wrote:Watching this kind of thing is not good for a man of my age. After the sixth time I am beginning to feel a bit faint. :oops:

Wow, that is staying power. I passed out during the fourth run ....... :oops: :P

I know what you mean, I had to watch it three times before I was sure it was suitable to post on a family friendly site. A machine with electricity, water, steam and all those tubes is just too much for espresso lovers to take. :shock: :oops: :wink: :D


Steam? Tubes? I only saw her diodes! :shock: :lol:
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I decided I needed a bit of a change so I roasted some Monsooned Malabar. That was a change!
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Postby GreenBean » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:38 pm

bruceb wrote:
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bruceb wrote:Watching this kind of thing is not good for a man of my age. After the sixth time I am beginning to feel a bit faint. :oops:

Wow, that is staying power. I passed out during the fourth run ....... :oops: :P

I know what you mean, I had to watch it three times before I was sure it was suitable to post on a family friendly site. A machine with electricity, water, steam and all those tubes is just too much for espresso lovers to take. :shock: :oops: :wink: :D


Steam? Tubes? I only saw her diodes! :shock: :lol:

Never mind the diodes, what about the wonderful machine. I am thinking of modifying my Gaggia 2 group into an Orgasmatron it shouldn't be too difficult. :wink: :D
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Postby bruceb » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:52 pm

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bruceb wrote:Watching this kind of thing is not good for a man of my age. After the sixth time I am beginning to feel a bit faint. :oops:

Wow, that is staying power. I passed out during the fourth run ....... :oops: :P

I know what you mean, I had to watch it three times before I was sure it was suitable to post on a family friendly site. A machine with electricity, water, steam and all those tubes is just too much for espresso lovers to take. :shock: :oops: :wink: :D


Steam? Tubes? I only saw her diodes! :shock: :lol:

Never mind the diodes, what about the wonderful machine. I am thinking of modifying my Gaggia 2 group into an Orgasmatron it shouldn't be too difficult. :wink: :D


You're going to have to come up with a 9 Bar keyboard and a 94° grin. :?
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: The truly intelligent machine has ar

Postby GreenBean » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:09 pm

bruceb wrote:..... You're going to have to come up with a 9 Bar keyboard and a 94° grin. :?

I had to watch it again just to check that you have got the correct number of bars, and I am impressed to see that you have. 8) I wonder did you watch it again just to count them? :D
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Postby bruceb » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:12 pm

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bruceb wrote:..... You're going to have to come up with a 9 Bar keyboard and a 94° grin. :?

I had to watch it again just to check that you have got the correct number of bars, and I am impressed to see that you have. 8) I wonder did you watch it again just to count them? :D


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I decided I needed a bit of a change so I roasted some Monsooned Malabar. That was a change!
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: The truly intelligent machine has ar

Postby GreenBean » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:08 am

bruceb wrote:
GreenBean wrote:
bruceb wrote:..... You're going to have to come up with a 9 Bar keyboard and a 94° grin. :?

I had to watch it again just to check that you have got the correct number of bars, and I am impressed to see that you have. 8) I wonder did you watch it again just to count them? :D


Six (groan) more times. (gasp) Image

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