Too Much Coffee

During a recent visit to Blackpool I was not at all impressed with the coffee or the people. For example; On a lovely summers day, in fron of a crowd of holiday makers a couple were having a stand up knock down row. He hit her, she hit him, the level of violence qas horrendous. The police arrived and immediately set upon the man, beating him with his baton. The man fought back and wrestled the baton away and attacked the policeman and his wife.
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The the crocodile turned up and ate all the sausages.

That was all sounding very entertaining until the Punchline.
I was in a friends house one Xmas eve several years ago, a raging family drama ensued between a mother and daughter.
The mother faced the most horrifically embarrassing accusation/confrontation a mother could ever face.
At first I was so embarrassed ; I wanted out there was nowhere to go, I wished the ground could have opened up and swallowed me,,,,,,,,,, but then I relaxed into it,,, it was much better than any reality TV show!

motoman wrote:During a recent visit to Blackpool I was not at all impressed with the coffee or the people. For example; On a lovely summers day, in fron of a crowd of holiday makers a couple were having a stand up knock down row. He hit her, she hit him, the level of violence qas horrendous. The police arrived and immediately set upon the man, beating him with his baton. The man fought back and wrestled the baton away and attacked the policeman and his wife.
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The the crocodile turned up and ate all the sausages.

I am surprised you did not add "Thats the way to do it".

orrinoconnor wrote:That was all sounding very entertaining until the Punchline.

Don't forget the Judy-line.

orrinoconnor wrote:...... it was much better than any reality TV show!

Hell, a kick in the head is a lot better than any reality TV show, come to think of it, even a Punch and Judy show is a lot better than any reality TV show.

GreenBean wrote:

motoman wrote:During a recent visit to Blackpool I was not at all impressed with the coffee or the people. For example; On a lovely summers day, in fron of a crowd of holiday makers a couple were having a stand up knock down row. He hit her, she hit him, the level of violence qas horrendous. The police arrived and immediately set upon the man, beating him with his baton. The man fought back and wrestled the baton away and attacked the policeman and his wife.
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The the crocodile turned up and ate all the sausages.

I am surprised you did not add "Thats the way to do it".

orrinoconnor wrote:That was all sounding very entertaining until the Punchline.

Don't forget the Judy-line.

orrinoconnor wrote:...... it was much better than any reality TV show!

Hell, a kick in the head is a lot better than any reality TV show, come to think of it, even a Punch and Judy show is a lot better than any reality TV show.

Ahh! that must be why I don't watch TV.

That's the way to do it ........