A priest, Jesus and Chuck Norris are sitting in a boat. The
priest says to Jesus "I am a devout man and believe in you, but that
part about walking across the water...I just can't believe that."
Jesus says, "What's so difficult about that?" With that he steps out
of the boat and walks to the nearby shore. The priest exclaims to
Chuck Norris, "Look at that! He walked right across the water!" Chuck
Norris reponds, "What's so exciting about that?" and gets out of the
boat and walks to shore. The priest is flabbergasted and thinks, "Well
if Chuck Norris can do that so can I," gets out of the boat and sinks
to the bottom of the lake. Jesus says to Chuck Norris, "I guess it
really wasn't very nice of us not to tell him where the stones were,"
..to which Chuck Norris replies, "Which stones?"