Too Much Coffee

I purchased this snail from a dealer at the track, I was assured it was the fastest available. It only came second in its first race so I removed it's shell to lighten it a little. Unfortunately it is even more sluggish.

It may be lacking in salt

My snail was out clubbing with a friend when they were mugged by a tortoise.

They were a bit knocked about and woke up in a daze..............

"What happened"

"Idon't know, it happened so fast..........

A guy i went to school with was in the Guinness World Records book for owning the fastest snail in the world.

Not a joke, just a mildly amusing factoid...

J

france is a dangerous place for snails - i personally know people how like eating them...

i tried about 3 or 4 that day, after which i needed about half a bottle of red wine to wash them down. needless to mention that i have never tried since...

all a matter of perspective as even the (local) kids ate them.

Sorry, I have been known to consume a dozen at a time...or more.

brrrr, i don't mind them backed in garlic butter but not swimming in their own greenish juice...

So sorry to hear your plight but that's what you get for trusting snail dealers; there reputation exceeds the dirty dealing of those in the horse trade. Obviously it is a no goer. I suggest you waste no money on vets or training.
Bruce would give it a good home!

orrinoconnor wrote:Bruce would give it a good home!

I sure would!


Buuuuuurp

Yup, okay Pete, you made me chuckle at that one

Cheers Mark but I can never trust Bruce's taste in coffee again.

http://www.worktobejudged.com/strippause/peca.html

This is for him.

I hate those little guys in my computer!!

Thanks Pete, thanks a lot!