Too Much Coffee

I think my favourite was at a trade show in Belfast. Guy walks up to the stand and orders a latte. As I prepared it he turned away and chatted to his mate.
Poured a nice rosetta, put it down in front of him, he looks down at it the up at me asking

"There is milk in that, yeah?"

espressomattic wrote:

Dan wrote:I still love Steves story about the bag of pre-ground being returned because it wouldn't dissolve!

I took in some coffee to work a couple of years ago for my team. One of them bless him, tried to make a few cups. I found him frantically stirring a few mugs...

"Why won't it dissolve?"

"Mate this is real coffee...."

He even added milk to help it along. Just think, he protects you lot in the UK now.

Er, tango, er charlie, er, what a donut! (Remember 'Fat Detectives' skit?)

My Favourite is when your standing behind a LARGE silver shinning 3 group Spaz stacked to the ceiling with coffee cups and a customer walks up looks at the machine then you and asks
"do you make coffee ? " ......... Ummm No this thing is just for decoration!!!

or "can i have a latte with no milk" ?

ha, I've had that too, it makes you wonder some mornings what people drank the night before...

Cheeseburger with no cheese please . . .

btw, welcome to TMC Caf-fiene

caf-fiene wrote:My Favourite is when your standing behind a LARGE silver shinning 3 group Spaz stacked to the ceiling with coffee cups and a customer walks up looks at the machine then you and asks
"do you make coffee ? " ......... Ummm No this thing is just for decoration!!!

or "can i have a latte with no milk" ?

In their heads, they are obviously not in 'Planet Coffee Shop'!

Welcome to TMC caf-feine

In her sig, the Muffin Matron wrote: This week I are mainly looking forward to a few days off!"

You get days off too now Leigh? What's the world coming to!

Thanks for the welcome ,"long time reader first time writter" Been reading tmc for age's but been toooooo busy to sign up , so its good to have some time.
Thanks

Welcome to the m... the forum caf-fiene

You get days off too now Leigh? Shocked What's the world coming to! Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing

Not often Cakey, but you know how it is when you're in demand! I think all my regulars would like to chain me to the stove and never let me leave!

leecb wrote:

You get days off too now Leigh? Shocked What's the world coming to! Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing

Not often Cakey, but you know how it is when you're in demand! I think all my regulars would like to chain me to the stove and never let me leave!

Wow, all sorts of visions are pouring through my sad little head!

oh dear

Okay, this is getting way out of hand. To get back on topic again: what was the topic anyhows?

Topic? We had a topic?? Good lord, there you go!!

What is a topic?

tropic with a speech lack?