All Your Coffee Are Belong To Us

[phil]

On /. this AM:

All Your Coffee Are Belong To Us

Apparently you now don't just have to worry about your PC being hacked - your espresso machine can be exploited too.

Scary

[Aadje]

Whaha, this makes my day completely Thanks for sharing Phil!

[Gouezeri]

I always enjoy reading the comments to posts on /.
Gotta laugh when somebody starts a post on coffee by saying "I'm Italian"

[darrensandford]

Yeah, I saw that one as well. Well, they obviously knew what they were talking about, right? I know that all the coffee I drink just tastes of metal. Maybe if I made 4000 espressos a day on my machine, I might start to see what a good cup actually is.

[leecb]

That's brilliant!!

[CakeBoy]

Available now:

Norton Internet Security, Latte Lite Edition for Gaggia ......... though the footprint means the machine no longer has the resources to make coffee

[Aadje]

lol

[Gouezeri]

Available now:

Norton Internet Security, Latte Lite Edition for Gaggia ......... though the footprint means the machine no longer has the resources to make coffee

And whenever you want to use it, automatically goes into a timed backflush which takes much longer than it is supposed to, whilst also taking control of your grinder without you asking it to!

[Aadje]

well, it's either coffee or safety . . .

[Gouezeri]

Unless you're drinking in a chain, in which case, both are unlikely

[motoman]

Unless you're drinking in a chain, in which case, both are unlikely

Is that a link to another site Dom?

I think the most usefull aspect of the Jura is the ability to download illegal cracks from sites like Ebean. Virtual roasting will become possible and consign the HotTop and Gene to history. My only concern is that some idiot will embed a trojan containing hidden tracks that will play havoc in my p/f basket.