Thoughts For The Day
Birds of a feather flock together — and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also leaving unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.
Being young is beautiful; being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.