Marriage...

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Before marriage:

HE: Yes! finally. How hard it was to wait..!!
SHE: Will you leave me?
HE: NOOO! Dont even think of that.
SHE: Do you love me?
HE: Ofcourse. Everyday.
SHE: Have you ever been unfaithful to me?
HE: Nooo! How dare you even ask?
SHE: Will you kiss me?
HE: On every oportunity.
SHE: Will you ever hit me?
HE: Are you crazy? I am not that type of person!!
SHE: Can I trust you?
HE: Yes
SHE: Oh..My love.

AND AFTER MARRIAGE:

READ (Above) BACKWARDS.....
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