Marriage counseling

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Meeting Wife Half Way

A husband and wife agreed to go to counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they ever had.
When she was done, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The therapist then turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf"