Who needs friends

[AlanP]

When they buy you presents such as this, with a note saying.....

'Saw this and thought of you'

[Joris]

Ah, nice friend you have

But my friends are also competing in the worst-present competition, they gave me a bottle of wine called "Arrogant Frog"

[Steve]

That's what I've said for years, who needs fr........ sob sob

So you took offence at the title or the authors name

Steve