Probably the worst thing a wife can do....

[espressomattic]

Ok sit down please before you read.....

Having a bit of banter wife the wife, all fun and smiles and then she goes one step too far....

SHE POURED MY COFFEE AWAY AS A JOKE!!!

I can only apologise...is there a support group anywhere for victims of violence against coffee

[CakeBoy]

Oh Matt! Are you alright? Did you call the police . Intent to cause actual harm by malicious destruction of coffee beverage or equipment for the production thereof . Shock and trauma are a bad combination ........ you rest now with a bucket of iv home roasted drip coffee . Btw, how long will the divorce take to come through?

[espressomattic]

I am coping thanks...just...I am going to see victim support about this and get an injuction out against her.

Unfortunatly divorce is not an option...pension rights etc

How can one person be so cruel...BOO HOO HOO Thanks for the concern though...

[Gouezeri]

Surely, you should be allowed to claim some kind of Criminal Injuries Compensation (ie. some kinda new upgrade or gadget)? I would not let this lie if I were you, this is clearly a case of abuse of power and you are obviously still suffering from the trauma! Compensation is the only way to get some form of closure

[Paul L]

Look on the bright side. Seems to be one of those "you're not paying me enough attention" messages.

Looks like you could be making something other than coffee tonight...

[espressomattic]

Fat Chance....I am on night shift tonight, I'l only be making arrests!!!

[Aadje]

So all the pettythiefs beware . . angry man on the loose!

[JulieJayne]

Look at it positively, it means that you have to go and make another better cuppa, perhaps two, just in case she tries it again.