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Mamster Removers

Postby mhuk » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:22 am

A man wakes up one morning and there's 3 Mamster's on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Mamster Removers." He calls the number, and the Mamster remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The Mamster remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the Mamster's off the roof with this baseball bat. When the Mamster's fall off, the pit bull is trained to grab their nuts and not let go. The Mamster's will then be subdued enough for me to put them in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the Mamster's knock ME off the roof, shoot the bloody dog!
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Postby Raf » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:28 am

dzing! :drink:
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Postby AlanP » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:36 am

Now that's how I like to start the day
With a good laugh :lol:
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Postby Joris » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:37 am

Nice one.... and a google on mamster brought up this:

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Postby Aadje » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:38 am

LOL
Bits 'n' pieces . . .

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Postby CakeBoy » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:45 am

Excellent :lol:
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Postby Davec » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:13 pm

Ha :lol:
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Postby BazBean » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:36 pm

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Please dont SHOOT ME...!!
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Postby Joris » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:41 pm

@bazbean

Wrong topic... this should be in the show yourself topic ;)

Ask yourself, would you buy a cup if the barista looked like this ?

(sorry Belgik for stealing your joke but this one just asked for it)
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Postby AlanP » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:51 pm

BazBean
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Postby CakeBoy » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:48 pm

Time for a holiday Barry, you are looking "Ruff" :lol:
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