I came across this the other day
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I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired.
This is supposedly a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?
Caller: Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect:
Operator: What sort of trouble??
Caller: Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away
Operator:Went away?
Caller: They disappeared
Operator:Hmm: So what does your screen look like now?
Caller: Nothing
Operator:Nothing??
Caller: It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type
Operator:Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??
Caller: How do I tell?
Operator:Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??
Caller: What's a sea-prompt?
Operator:Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?
Caller: There isn't any cursor: I told you; it won't accept anything I type:
Operator:Does your monitor have a power indicator?
Caller: What's a monitor?
Operator:It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV: Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?
Caller: I don't know:
Operator:Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it: Can you see that??
Caller: Yes, I think so:
Operator:Great: Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall:
Caller: Yes, it is:
Operator:When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??
Caller: No:
Operator:Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable:
Caller: Okay, here it is:
Operator:Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer:
Caller: I can't reach:
Operator:Uh huh: Well, can you see if it is?
Caller: No:
Operator:Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?
Caller: Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark:
Operator:Dark??
Caller: Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window:
[color=red]Operator:Well, turn on the office light then:[/color]Caller: I can't:
Operator:No? Why not??
Caller: Because there's a power failure:
Operator:A power:::::::::::: A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now: Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?
Caller: Well, yes, I keep them in the closet:
Operator:Good: Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it: Then take it back to the store you bought it from:
Caller: Really? Is it that bad?
Operator:Yes, I'm afraid it is:
Caller: Well, all right then, I suppose: What do I tell them?
Operator:Tell them you're too f£$%^& stupid to own a computer!!!!!